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I want the magic in me... if that's what you call your dick.

jamesfrancoe:

a toaster is just the food version of a tanning bed


queer-punk:

i get sexually frustrated just by looking at you


big-bows:

shutupandletmecrush:

TGLC girls are better than you

Omg top gun babies in the window

big-bows:

shutupandletmecrush:

TGLC girls are better than you

Omg top gun babies in the window


bellpincher:

me: babe come over

bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place

me: my parents are out

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miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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crockercrocs:

sir-laughsalot:

laughoutloudrightnow:

pizzaforpresident:

have you ever seen a chicken strip

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There are two kinds of people in this world.


the-captains-wife:

crumbled-paper-hearts:

crumbled-paper-hearts:

Tom Hiddleston holding Chris Hemsworth’s baby.
Tom with a baby
TOM wiTh a bA by

HERE TUMBLR HAVE THIS

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I had to stare for like 10 minutes to make sure it was real


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