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queensuperwholock:

gingergiggles:

paimon001:

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

He was never meant to escape.

…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots


sexponents:

*snapchats you back 5 days later when I look cute*


itsstuckyinmyhead:

truealphastilinski:

Some hilarious and punny posts.

Robin the bank 


rumblespheres:

officialunitedstates:

what’s with these people telling me I’m “full of myself”?? of course I’m full of myself what else is my body supposed to be full of

bees


mastersplayroom:

Driving my mouth and tongue deep inside you. tasting and sucking in every drop.

mastersplayroom:

Driving my mouth and tongue deep inside you. tasting and sucking in every drop.


billyjojo:

imagine getting a tattoo and then hearing the tattoo artist going like “oops”


fearthegrowl:

gliter-bows-nikepros:

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

the heck?

fearthegrowl:

gliter-bows-nikepros:

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

the heck?


thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

tyleroakley:

THE ACCURACY IS OVERWHELMING.

The most perfect description of Sarah Palin I’ve ever seen O.O;


winks-and-hairwhips:

motherfuckingsassmaster:

things that people shit all over

  • ballet
  • cheerleading
  • color guard

things that are really fucking difficult

  • ballet
  • cheerleading
  • color guard

things that are predominantly female

  • ballet
  • cheerleading
  • color guard

THANK U SM  


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