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I want the magic in me... if that's what you call your dick.
recltube:

caniceanne-in-wonderland:

recltube:

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS SINCE 1902

Actually you’ve been laughing at this since July, 19, 2013 at 3:14pm

do u want to fucking fight

recltube:

caniceanne-in-wonderland:

recltube:

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS SINCE 1902

Actually you’ve been laughing at this since July, 19, 2013 at 3:14pm

do u want to fucking fight


fasterfood:

when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you

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spookyvvebkin:

"you must reblog this everytime it’s on your dash” 

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17yr:

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drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well


millieisnotonfire:

i-write-textposts-not-tragedies:

ryanrossstopruiningmylife:

sylvanburningcenter:

seaking:

seaking:

seaking:

seaking:

seaking:

seaking:

when i was

a young boy

my father

took me into the citayy

to seee a marching band

he said

listen here u lil shit

don’t make a fuckin band and get famous and break up after 12 years

or i will fucking cut you

and all the non-believers


crayonster:

timeturner:

bex-chan:

you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it

The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.


cheesoisuncool:

new traffic light color ideas

  • purple: turn around and go back
  • mega green: like green except greener. it means that you have to double go.
  • cyan: apply your turbo boosters and do a cool drift or get arrested by the car law
  • black: sucks you into a cyber vortex where you have to do a bonus stage road and collect rings

So I kinda hit my vagina really hard on accident today. Some one kiss it better.


daddy-big-bad-wolf:

The wolf-
give Daddy the good stuff baby girl

daddy-big-bad-wolf:

The wolf-

give Daddy the good stuff baby girl


envlin:

This is a cow after being washed and blow dried. You’re welcome.


It’s fabulous

envlin:

This is a cow after being washed and blow dried. You’re welcome.

It’s fabulous


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